Updated: 12 May 2018 05:33. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Unique up on it.
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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Because it had a lot of degrees already.
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The ruler
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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Trouble.
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A Frosty!
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The Meltdown Diet.
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He wanted to go undercover.
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Hogs and kisses.
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Answer: Wrap.
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Boo-berries.
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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Answer: Meat.
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๐Other short jokes;-๐
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