Updated: 12 May 2018 05:40. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
His mummy.
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Owl be yours.
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The letter “d.”
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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He wanted to go to high school.
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A pair of pants.
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At the corner.
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Because he was always on the deck.
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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A nervous wreck.
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A slipper.
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The outside.
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Three Blind Mice.
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Your nose.
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They read their horror-scopes.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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