Updated: 12 May 2018 05:40. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because it had a lot of degrees already.
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Iβm dough-nuts about you!
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Hip-hop.
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Because all proper tea is theft!
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A hose.
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Make websites.
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Because it was rated βARRR!β
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Because it was the chickenβs day off.
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Twister.
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A year has 365 days
Sundays :52
balance :313 summer
holidays:50
bal:263days
8hours daily sleep means 122
days
bal:141days
1 hour daily playing means
15days
bal:126days
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
bal:96days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
bal:81days
exam days total in year 35days
bal:46 days
festival 40days
bal:6day
sickness 3days,movies & functions
at least2days,
balance-1day,
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
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A battery.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
itβs a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
itβs a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
itβs a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
itβs a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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Answer: A door.
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The ruler
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He was shell-shocked.
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πOther short jokes;-π
Just think about this
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LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
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