AckySHINE Jokes

All catholics are requested to follow this

ALL CATHOLICS are requested to follow this:.. read more

The sin of pornography

*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more

This is how Jesus was special

Michael Jackson died few years ago they call him late Jackson;
Yaradua died few years ago they call him late yaradua;.. read more

Be aware of this trick

A lady's handbag contained her cell phone, ATM card etc was stolen.
_Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened._.. read more

Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)

• Believe they can act on or interact with their environment
• Are sensitive to opportunities and needs
• Can set goals and make plans to realize ideas
• Are pre-disposed to persevere, be self-reliant and maintain their motivation
• Take calculated risks to facilitate the implementation of plans.. read more

Children speak their mind!!!

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?.. read more

This is the sad story

A sick person in a hospital bed was visited by relatives.
The patient was on an oxygen MACHINE and therefore couldn't speak… read more

26 Classic tips to Turn a Girl On

1. Warm your girl up.
2. Make her feel you find her attractive.
3. Be the best version of yourself.
4. Be confident, even if you don't act like it.
5. Clean up.
6. Know how to treat a girl like a lady.
7. Start with slow, gentle touches.
8. Whisper in her ear.
9. Caress her… read more

Thanking God

A Rich man looked through his window and saw a man picking something from his dustbin. He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor… read more

It doesn't matter how people see you

Jacob looked at Joseph and saw a good son!.. read more

WHAT A MESSAGE

"A certain gentleman walked into a hotel and after perusing through the menu ordered for some food. After about 20 mins another group of gentlemen walked in and ordered for theirs… read more

To learn how to love yourself

Accept Your Personality Your life has not ended yet. You still have plenty of years to live. Hence, it's never too late to improve or develop yourself throughout your life. However, it is best if you accept yourself for whom you are. Be happy and celebrate your unique qualities and characteristics. After all, you are a unique individual created from God's own hands. Be Happy With Your Body Size Both men and women are often too conscious about their physical appearance, especially when they see a well-toned and figured person crossing their way. In case of women, some feel that their breasts are just too small, while there are others who feel they have heavy butt… read more

Something to read before breakfast

No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS… **read more

Stages in the development of a business career

Scanning for opportunities, idea generation, and innovation/creativity… read more

Interesting facts from beans

I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more