Updated: 12 May 2018 17:53. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Answer: A door.
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They went on a class trip.
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A nervous wreck.
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An 8-Ββyear-Ββold girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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A soccer match.
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Because he was a pain in the neck.
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SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …π
After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !
Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty π±ππ.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."
There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." ππ
Don't laugh alone πππ π ππ
Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times πππ
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The ruler
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Because it was two tired.
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Hip-hop.
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Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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Answer: The Head…
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Will you be my Valen-twine?
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Fry-day.
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Not if youβre the turkey!
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