Updated: 13 May 2018 06:50. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
They can all do splits.
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The Boogie Man
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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Stop picking on me!
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βWhy the long face?β
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Because he broke his funny bone.
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Answer: Pi.
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Iβm stuck on you.
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Fry-day.
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Hogs and kisses.
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They would quack up!
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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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