Updated: 13 May 2018 07:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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Strawberries.
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‘Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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Between you and I, something smells.
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Three Blind Mice.
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Because it had so many problems.
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They can all do splits.
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Because her students were so bright.
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Answer: The Head…
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The outside.
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Because it left the Windows open!
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Because you can’t pull his leg.
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Because he broke his funny bone.
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Answer: A door.
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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