Updated: 13 May 2018 07:05. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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His shadow.
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If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
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If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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Fry-day.
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His mummy.
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A slipper.
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Because heβs afraid of the mouse.
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
!
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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At Sundae School.
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Long enough to reach the ground.
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Because he liked cool music.
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A vege-table.
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Because it had ticks.
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Because seven eight nine.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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