Updated: 13 May 2018 07:02. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Tulips, because they have two lips.
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Because they were trans-parents.
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
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Answer: Wrap.
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A penguin rolling down a hill.
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An envelope.
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Because heβs afraid of the mouse.
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Frosted Flakes.
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Because the trees have bark.
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Lemon-aid
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Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.
Which Budgie owns the cage?
The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
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You quack me up!
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Spare ribs.
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Under their covers.
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