Updated: 13 May 2018 07:04. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A penguin rolling down a hill.
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Because all proper tea is theft!
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Your nose.
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A budgie with a blunt beak.
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A cereal killer.
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Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Fowl balls.
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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She knew a shortcut.
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Because he was horsing around.
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Because it went back for seconds.
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Answer: A crane.
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They can all do splits.
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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I saw her fb and i adder her!
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I saw her outside and i deleted her: p
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