Updated: 13 May 2018 07:04. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Answer: The Head…
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Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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A nervous wreck.
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Because he broke his funny bone.
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Not if you’re the turkey!
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Spare ribs.
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Answer: Wrap.
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The ruler
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Because he was stuffed.
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Fowl weather.
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They would quack up!
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Spelling.
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Stop picking on me!
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Because it left the Windows open!
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Patty.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
Beautiful story
Couldn't resist sharing this beautiful story 😊.. read more
Facts of Life
1. Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions,But they do not all pop at the same time.
2. When flood comes, fish eat ants and When flood recedes, ants eat fish, Only time matters… read more
Lol 😂 X-Mass is Jesus Birthday 🎊 not yours
Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?.. read more
BUSINESS MANAGEMENT PLAN
Managing a business requires more than just the desire to be your own boss. It demands dedication, persistence, the ability to make decisions and the ability to manage both employees and finances. Your management plan, along with your marketing and financial management plans, sets the foundation for and facilitates the success of your business… read more
Just a notice to you
‘``1. 👉No matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
✌Stop Boasting✌.. read more
My Brother Don't Be Cheated By Women 👭
My brother, don't be cheated that u can give your woman everything she needs… read more
Best proposal ever
Boy: do you have a fiancee?
Girl: No. I have none…
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”.. read more
Most sexy looking girls do not have someone to tell them the truth
The following conversation took place between a grandmother and her grand-daughter … read more
The powerful prayer
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks.. read more
Son and dad plan for Valentine
Son: _Dad, what do I give my_ _girlfriend as a valentine gift?_
Dad : _How does she look?_.. read more
Best proposal ever
Boy: do you have a fiancee?
Girl: No. I have none…
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”.. read more
Heart touching story
A boy and a girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..
The Boy was So Upset and he couldn’t Stop his
Tears… read more
A good Catholic Reflection
A Priest has just requested that this be shared, kindly reflect on it. Thanks!.. read more
The sin of pornography
*THE SIN OF PORNOGRAPHY:*
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Porn was not made for entertainment or fun it
was made purposely to destroy both the actors
and their viewers. It feeds man with lust and makes him hungry for more.
That is what result in masturbation and all abominable sexual act… read more
THE MARKETING PLAN
Marketing plays a vital role in successful business ventures. How well you market you business, along with a few other considerations, will ultimately determine your degree of success or failure. The key element of a successful marketing plan is to know your customers — their likes, dislikes, expectations. By identifying these factors, you can develop a marketing strategy that will allow you to arouse and fulfill their needs… read more