Updated: 13 May 2018 07:02. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
He wanted to go undercover.
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They would quack up!
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He got 12 months.
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Answer: Stuck!
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A battery.
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Lemon-aid
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Frosted Flakes.
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Lots of blood tests.
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Tweet-hearts.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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.
.
Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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.
From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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Make websites.
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A south paw.
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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Strawberries.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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