Updated: 13 May 2018 07:03. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A battery.
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Because you can’t pull his leg.
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The Meltdown Diet.
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Will you be my Valen-slime?
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Because it was a-head.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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To the moo-vies.
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Because he was horsing around.
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Because they have no organs.
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Answer: In snow banks.
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At the North Pole.
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Because seven eight nine.
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Because he was always on the deck.
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Because it’s too far to walk.
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His mummy.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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