Updated: 13 May 2018 07:25. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A woman doesn’t
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesn’t come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friend’s
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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Not if you’re the turkey!
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Answer: Multipliers.
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Because they’re too heavy to carry.
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Snow.
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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“Why the long face?”
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Answer: The Head…
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At the corner.
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I find you very attractive.
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They use bear-conditioning.
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Because they have no organs.
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Mince spies.
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Because they crack up.
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A shampoodle.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
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