Updated: 11 May 2018 12:30. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A stick.
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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.
From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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They read their horror-scopes.
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You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
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A woman doesnβt
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesnβt come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friendβs
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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Let me count the ways I love you.
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His mummy.
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Under their covers.
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Ice Scream.
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Sham-BOO.
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βSave Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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They taste funny!
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
itβs a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
itβs a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
itβs a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
itβs a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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You join his fang club.
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A budgie with a blunt beak.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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