Updated: 11 May 2018 12:35. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A cereal killer.
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Because her students were so bright.
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Answer: A crane.
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Owl be yours.
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Because it had ticks.
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Because he liked cool music.
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Hogs and kisses.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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His mummy.
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The Dead Sea.
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Mince spies.
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I donβt see your point.
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Twister.
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Because they have honeycombs.
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An envelope.
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πOther short jokes;-π
What our children and today's generation needs to know
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Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you to let you know my
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really protected. I knew you were a special
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I love this interpretation of Prayer
What is a prayer?
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Thinking positive and wishing good for others is a prayer.
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Be aware of this trick
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World's 8 superb lessons
Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time… read more