Updated: 11 May 2018 12:30. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Answer: Bookworms.
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Because they crack up.
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You should never press your luck!
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The living room.
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At the North Pole.
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I’m dough-nuts about you!
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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Because they have honeycombs.
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He wanted to go to high school.
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A south paw.
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I saw her fb and i adder her!
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I saw her outside and i deleted her: p
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The Meltdown Diet.
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Boo-berries.
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ANSWER: Hay fever.
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Lemon-aid
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