Updated: 11 May 2018 12:30. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A pine-apple.
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Answer: A walk.
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βYouβre so sharp!β
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Did you hear about the ice-Ββcream man, he was found dead in his ice-Ββcream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-Ββand-Ββthousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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Let me count the ways I love you.
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A budgie with a blunt beak.
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A cereal killer.
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Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.
Which Budgie owns the cage?
The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
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Fowl weather.
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If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
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If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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A soccer match.
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Close the door! Iβm dressing!
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She knew a shortcut.
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To the moo-vies.
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πOther short jokes;-π
When to be silent
I Found this one somewhere and it made me think
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A man is born today, Tomorrow he is dead.
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