Updated: 11 May 2018 12:40. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
The letter “d.”
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‘Save Earth,
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
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Close the door! I’m dressing!
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May be it's the first and only Chinese product which lasted for so long: P
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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Because they are always in a school.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in, it’s raining out here!
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Spelling.
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They use bear-conditioning.
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The Meltdown Diet.
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Because he only had one pupil.
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A pine-apple.
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That’s nacho cheese.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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To her broom.
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