Updated: 11 May 2018 12:35. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because the trees have bark.
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Twister.
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A soccer match.
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First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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A nervous wreck.
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I find you very attractive.
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In the broom closet.
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Nothing, it just waved.
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At Sundae School.
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In Times Square.
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Because it went back for seconds.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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Because he broke his funny bone.
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Because he was stuffed.
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Because seven eight nine.
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πOther short jokes;-π
Sex to repentance
WE JUST HAD SEX:
she was in my arms, we were cuddled together naked and just finished making love to catch up for the lost time… read more
Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
Next Year Tips for good health
If all you do in next year is make the right choice or the best choice possible I guarantee you will succeed!
β’ Choose the salad over the double cheese burger!
β’ Choose going to the gym over sitting down and relaxing and watching mindless TV!.. read more
Best interesting quotes for today which will change you
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more
Notice to smartphone π±users π₯
NOTICE to smartphone users……. read more
Meaning of common abbreviation which you use everyday
1. PAN - permanent account number.
2. PDF - portable document format.
3. SIM - Subscriber Identity Module.
4. ATM - Automated Teller machine.
5. IFSC - Indian Financial System Code.
6. FSSAI(Fssai) - Food Safety & Standards Authority of India.
7. Wi-Fi - Wireless fidelity.
8. GOOGLE - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
9. YAHOO - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle… read more
How do you forget?
How do you forget ?
The same qualifications you have, diploma, degree, masters, PhD that which gave you that job you have , are the same qualifications that your friends have too , but they don't have the job you have. How do you forget ?.. read more
Developing Business Ideas and Opportunities
You may have considered the prospect of starting your own business many times before. The thought of being your own boss β calling the shots, being responsible for your own financial rewards β is very alluring. You may have had the drive, the experience, and the financial resources necessary to succeed. The only thing stopping you were figuring out what type of business you should start… read more
A lesson from ATM π§ machine
Yesterday I was at the ATM to get some cash because I dearly needed money… read more
Tips of being yourself
Who Are You? There's no possible way you can be yourself without knowing who you really are. You pretend to idolize football player David Beckham because your neighbor does and you want to gain his approval. Soon enough you will realize that you don't know what interests you because you've been whiling away time with what least interests you. Understand yourself, figure out where your deepest passion lies and be proud of your qualities… read more
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote πππ.. read more
Avoid a bad Marriage
AVOIDING A BAD MARRIAGE.
By Pastor Chris Oyakhilome PhD… read more
Awesome Jesus Christ CV
What an awesome CV….. read more
Take me back to the old path
Take me back to the old Paths, when Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay; Hard work did;
And people knew the difference… read more
Look what happened to this man
A married man died before he could have sex with his wife. The wife then cut off his penis and mounted it to the wall. Each night she went to the wall and satisfied herself… read more