Updated: 11 May 2018 11:56. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Because her students were so bright.
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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Answer: The re-tail shop.
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The ruler
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Tweet-hearts.
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Make websites.
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At Sundae School.
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He was shocked.
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Because they peel!
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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Because the trees have bark.
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Answer: A crane.
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He was shell-shocked.
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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πOther short jokes;-π
Bible books connection story
"I went toπGenesis hotels throughπExodus road. On the way, I saw πLeviticus recording theπNumbers of people atπDeuteronomy, whileπJoshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate forπJudges to seeπRuth calling loudlyβΊ"Samuel, Samuel". At a stage, the first and secondπKings ofπChronicles were coming to visitβΊEzra,πNehemiah andπEsther for the misfortune of π―Job their brother. They started singingπPsalms and teaching childrenπProverbs concerningπ.. read more
Where you wait for the bus π doesn't matter but your relationship with driver does
There's an old story of the boy who stood on a sidewalk, waiting for a bus. A man walking by spotted the boy and gave him some gentle instruction. "Son," he said, "if you're waiting for the bus you need to move to the street corner. That's where the bus stops for passengers.".. read more
I hope everybody will reflect on this
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!.. read more
STORY The price of kindness
A poor boy who was begging from door to door
to feed his hungry stomach, decided he would
ask for a meal at next house. However, at the
next house he lost his nerve when a lovely young
girl opened the door. So instead of a meal, he
asked for a glass of water… read more
ENTREPRENEURSHIP THEORIES AND MODELS
Recent studies suggest a multitude of entrepreneurial influences, grounded on a number of theoretical paradigms. As a starting point, entrepreneurial outcomes are viewed as lying along a continuum which separates low and high performances in entrepreneurship, which are then envisioned to be associated with high and low barriers… read more
How to make people think in your way
Show respect for the others persons opinions. Never tell a man he is wrong. The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. If you are wrong admit it quickly and emphatically. Begin in a friendly way. Get the other person saying Yes, yes immediately. Let the other person do a great deal of the talking. Let the other person feel that the idea is his. Try honestly to see things from the other personβs point of view. Be sympathetic with the other personβs ideas and desires. Appeal to nobler motives. Dramatize your ideas. Throw down a challenge.. read more
17 things you need to consider When yo want to break up and Let Someone Down Gently
- Choose an appropriate time and place.
- Take responsibility yourself.
- Be open and direct about your feelings.
- Keep it short.
- Offer friendship, if you're able.
- Speak without cliches.
- Do not place blame… read more
Ways. To increase concentration
Pick a valid subject of concentration. If there is no passion or plausible motivation, then your task of concentrating is going to be one hell of a challenge! Remember how you used to do the laundry or mow the lawn so half heartedly and the outcome was a disaster? Analogously, you cannot ace your mathematics test if you resent it and hence if you fail to concentrate, you will also fail the test! The Five More Rule is a technique that has certainly helped many individuals who invariably fall short of concentration… read more
11 things to think of when Your Boyfriend Tells You That You're Beautiful
1. Say βthank you.β
2. Show you care.
3. Ask him a causal question. E.g., Say, "aww, do you think so?" or βreally?β
4. Make eye contact… read more
Be careful
You have been single throughout the year, and two weeks to Christmas you fall in love.. read more
Ways. To increase concentration
Pick a valid subject of concentration. If there is no passion or plausible motivation, then your task of concentrating is going to be one hell of a challenge! Remember how you used to do the laundry or mow the lawn so half heartedly and the outcome was a disaster? Analogously, you cannot ace your mathematics test if you resent it and hence if you fail to concentrate, you will also fail the test! The Five More Rule is a technique that has certainly helped many individuals who invariably fall short of concentration… read more
Advice for knowledge
Advice just for knowledge…..
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system… read more
Best proposal ever
Boy: do you have a fiancee?
Girl: No. I have none…
Boy: Genesis 2:18 βThe Lord God said, βIt is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for himβ.β
Girl: But I donβt love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.β.. read more
Entrepreneurial Characteristics
It is clear that the definitions of the 'entrepreneur' are not similar. However, there are certain qualities and/or functions which explicitly or implicitly, feature in most of them. Each definition contains similar notions, such as newness/value, organizing, creating wealth, and risk taking, despite viewing the entrepreneur from a slightly different perspective. Failing to agree on a single definition, entrepreneurship specialists have resorted to drawing up lists of qualities and/or functions which typify the entrepreneur. Invariably, these lists include a combination of characteristics: People with entrepreneurial qualities and skills tend to enjoy the challenges, the hard work and the success of self-employment… read more
See how this man reacts!
A man went for HIV test on Saturday and they told him tocome back on Monday to pic his results.On sunday he went to church and the pastor was praying and said "… may the things that you'll receive as from tomorrow be positive …"The man quickly opened his eyes and shouted "Acha ujinga weweeee!!".. read more