Updated: 11 May 2018 11:56. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
The ruler
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The Boogie Man
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In their play pen.
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Because they crack up.
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Answer: The re-tail shop.
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A slipper.
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Hip-hop.
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A budgie with a blunt beak.
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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Boo-berries.
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He was shocked.
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Because he liked cool music.
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Youβre a fungi (fun guy).
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An 8-Ββyear-Ββold girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more
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