Updated: 11 May 2018 11:56. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Will you be my Valen-twine?
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Hanging out with his friends.
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A leek.
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Close the door! Iβm dressing!
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Because they have honeycombs.
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If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
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If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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Because she had two left feet.
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Snow.
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At Sundae School.
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Because they are always in a school.
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They use bear-conditioning.
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She knew a shortcut.
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Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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