Updated: 13 May 2018 06:20. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because he's got little legs.
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Answer: The Head…
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A cereal killer.
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Because he only had one pupil.
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A battery.
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A fsh.
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Answer: A crane.
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Answer: A gummy worm.
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Iโm stuffed!
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They read their horror-scopes.
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A trash truck.
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A title wave.
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She tested the water.
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Because they were trans-parents.
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Because it had so many problems.
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๐Other short jokes;-๐
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