Updated: 13 May 2018 06:36. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
The Dead Sea.
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If a girL has
baLance in her ceLL, then she
has a boy friend,
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If a boy has baLance in his
ceLL, then he has no girL
friend.
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Roll them back, of course!
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Answer: The re-tail shop.
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They would quack up!
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Ice Scream.
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He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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Because people are dying to get in.
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A leek.
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A Frosty!
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They can all do splits.
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BOY: do u luv me
GIRL: no
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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Long enough to reach the ground.
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๐Other short jokes;-๐
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