Updated: 12 May 2018 18:23. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Close the door! I’m dressing!
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
To the moo-vies.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
They go trick or tweeting.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
You’re a fungi (fun guy).
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
Ice Scream.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
Spare ribs.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
A: A pork chop.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
Because he had low elf-esteem.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
The outside.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
A baseball team.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
Patty.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
Comet.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
Your nose.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
Because they are always in a school.
😁😁 😄😄 😅😅 😂😂
😂Other short jokes;-👇
Tragic cat's moment
====TRAGIC_CAT'S_MOMENT.====
The cat was so faithful that the woman could leave her baby with it & go out to attend other matters.
She always returned to find the child soundly asleep with the cat faithfully watching over him… read more
Difference of men and women at their age
Women are fickle minded.At 18, they want handsome men.At 25, they want matured men.At 30, they want successful men.At 40, they want established men.At 50 ,they want faithful men… read more
MARKETING STRATEGIES FOR YOUR BUSINESS
Marketing is a complex subject but one of the most important contributing factors to the success of your business. Without customers there are no sales and therefore no profits… read more
Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
Do not curse yourself when the world look down on you. Your rain could be a matter of time. Your germination moment could just be around the corner!.Stay focused on your life goals and give your job the best. The best is yet to come.!.. read more
Life facts which I have discovered
When I woke up I was pondering about life, I discovered that:.. read more
Basic General Enterprising Tendencies (GETs)
• Believe they can act on or interact with their environment
• Are sensitive to opportunities and needs
• Can set goals and make plans to realize ideas
• Are pre-disposed to persevere, be self-reliant and maintain their motivation
• Take calculated risks to facilitate the implementation of plans.. read more
Try this if you think you speak English fluently
try dis!
''THREE WITCHES WISH THREE WISHES,BUT WHICH WITCH KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH WITCH WISHED."
Send it back as a voicenote, let's hear accents,
Don't spoil d fun….
Waiting 4 ur voicenote 😀😀😀.. read more
STORY: Do not ignore everything
A young man was
getting ready to
graduate from
college. For many
months he had
admired a beautiful
sports car in a
dealers showroom,
and knowing his
father could well
afford it, he told him
that was all he
wanted… read more
Advice for knowledge
Advice just for knowledge…..
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system… read more
Just a notice to you
‘``1. 👉No matter how beautiful and handsome you’re just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .
✌Stop Boasting✌.. read more
Take this lesson for a poor young man
A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife:
Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you… read more
STORY: Keep my shirt clean
Two guys were drinking in a bar.
As they were drinking, they started arguing, one guy pounce on his friend and started
beating him… read more
STORY would you stop to listen?
Here is a lady disembarking from a matatu, she drops something unaware and a shabbily and dirty dressed boy picks it up… read more
How to write Business Description
When describing your business, generally you should explain:
1. Legalities - business form: proprietorship, partnership, and corporation. The licenses or permits you will need.
2. Business type: merchandizing, manufacturing or service.
3. What your product or service is.
4. Is it a new independent business, a takeover, an expansion, a franchise?.. read more
The story of Thief and madman
*_A thief and a madman!_*.. read more