Updated: 13 May 2018 06:35. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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Neck-tarines.
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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The Boogie Man
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Answer: The re-tail shop.
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They taste funny!
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The merry-go-round.
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Boo-berries.
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Hanging out with his friends.
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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Dinnerβs on me tonight.
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Thatβs nacho cheese.
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In the broom closet.
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Sham-BOO.
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They go trick or tweeting.
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Remember this things in your life
3 things in life that never come back when gone:
-βTime
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Words
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BUSINESS PLAN
The process of putting together a business plan, including the thought you put in before beginning to write it, forces you to take an objective, critical, unemotional look at your business project in its entirety. The business plan is an operating tool, which, if properly used, will help you manage the business and work effectively towards its success… read more
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1. Say βthank you.β
2. Show you care.
3. Ask him a causal question. E.g., Say, "aww, do you think so?" or βreally?β
4. Make eye contact… read more
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Understanding Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship
There is no clear consensus among entrepreneurship specialists on the definition of the word βentrepreneurβ or that of its derivative, 'entrepreneurship'. While some people would treat small business owner managers and entrepreneurs as synonymous, the bulk of the entrepreneurship specialists attempt to draw a distinction between them. This distinction is central to an understanding of the meaning of 'entrepreneur'. We proceed to look at the definitions of these terms with a view to delineating the differences among them… read more
Tips of being yourself
Who Are You? There's no possible way you can be yourself without knowing who you really are. You pretend to idolize football player David Beckham because your neighbor does and you want to gain his approval. Soon enough you will realize that you don't know what interests you because you've been whiling away time with what least interests you. Understand yourself, figure out where your deepest passion lies and be proud of your qualities… read more
How to calm down
Breathe Deeply Though it is an old and repeated technique, nevertheless it really works well. Comfort yourself in a relaxing position and take a deep breath. Hold your breath and start releasing slowly. As your breath leaves you, assume as though you are breathing out fire. To feel the fire exiting from within you, place your hand underneath your nose. Exercise Exercising is, indeed, the best technique for calming down… read more
This is the sad story
A sick person in a hospital bed was visited by relatives.
The patient was on an oxygen MACHINE and therefore couldn't speak… read more
15 techniques on how to Handle Valentine's Day in a New Relationship
- Ignore it if it's too soon.
- Ask yourself what you really want.
- Talk to your new crush.
- Make a compromise.
- Keep it simple.
- Try a cute card.
- Bake something… read more
Respect your time zone
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1. Having Fun Together
2. Spend quality time with your boyfriend.
3. Flirt with playful teasing.
4. Donβt be afraid to be silly.
5. Be yourself.
6. Make sure you give him space.
7. Be affectionate with touch in a way that feels comfortable to you.
8. Take an interest in his interests… read more
Interesting story for new year
Ezra and Thomas joined a company together a few months after their graduation from university.
After a few years of work, their Manager promoted Ezra to a position of Senior Sales Manager, but Thomas remained in his entry level Junior Sales Officer position.
Thomas developed a sense of jealousy and disgruntlement, but continued working anyway.
One day Thomas felt that he could not work with Ezra anymore.
He wrote his resignation letter, but before he submitted it to the Manager, he complained that Management did not value hard working staff, but only promoted only the favoured!
The Manager knew that Ezra worked very hard for the years he had spent at the company; even harder than Thomas and therefore he deserved the promotion.
So in order to help Thomas to realize this, the Manager gave Thomas a task.
βGo and find out if anyone is selling water melons in town?β
Thomas returned and said, "yes there is someone!"
The Manager asked, "how much per kg?"
Thomas drove back to town to ask and then returned to inform the Manager; "they are 13.50 per kg!"
The Manager told Thomas,
"I will give Ezra the same task that I gave you. Please pay close attention to his response!"
So the Manager said to Ezra, in the presence of Thomas;
βGo and find out if anyone is selling water melons in town?β
Ezra went to find out and on his return he said:
"Manager, there is only one person selling water melons in the whole town.
The cost is 49.00 each water melon and 32.50 for a half melon.
He sells them at 13.50 per kg when sliced. He has in his stock 93 melons, each one weighing about 7kg.
He has a farm and can supply us with melons for the next 4 months at a rate of 102 melons per day at 27.00 per melon; this includes delivery.
The melons appear fresh and red with good quality, and they taste better than the ones we sold last year.
He has his own slicing machine and is willing to slice for us free of charge.
We need to strike a deal with him before 10am tomorrow and we will be sure of beating last year's profits in melons by 223 000.00.
This will contribute positively to our overall performance as it will add a minimum of 3.78% to our current overall sales target.
I have put this information down in writing and is available on spreadsheet.
Please let me know if you need it as I can send it to you in fifteen minutes."
Thomas was very impressed and realized the difference between himself and Ezra.
He decided not to resign but to learn from Ezra… read more
Interesting facts from beans
I found this interesting …
Before you cook beans you go through a selection process in which all the seemingly bad beans are thrown away so only the good beans remain for cooking.
However, when rain comes, the bad beans you threw away in the backyard become seeds, germinate and grow into beautiful crops, with luscious leaves.
From them come plenty of bean seeds and the very same person who judged and threw them away will pluck the leaves and seeds for a healthy meal.
You may be judged, despised and discarded today, but, who knows, the same people judging you will turn to you in your moment of glory.
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