Updated: 12 May 2018 18:24. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
He was shocked.
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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A cereal killer.
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Columbus.
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Owl be yours.
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Answer: Football.
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First penis guard in cricket was used in 1874!
And first helmet was used in 1974.
IT TOOK 100 yrs FOR MEN TO REALIZE THAT
BRAIN IS ALSO IMPORTANT!
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Because it was two tired.
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βYouβre so sharp!β
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Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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Answer: Multipliers.
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Frosted Flakes.
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Unique up on it.
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You should never press your luck!
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Frostbite.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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