Updated: 13 May 2018 06:36. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in, it’s raining out here!
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Because you can’t pull his leg.
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They both have trunks.
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Fowl balls.
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You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
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Roll them back, of course!
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Because people are dying to get in.
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The living room.
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Spelling.
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Will you be my Valen-slime?
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Long enough to reach the ground.
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In the broom closet.
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Hip-hop.
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A hose.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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