Updated: 13 May 2018 06:35. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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They went on a class trip.
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Because her students were so bright.
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Because it’s too far to walk.
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“Why the long face?”
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A battery.
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He was shocked.
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The Boogie Man
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Owl be yours.
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Answer: A crane.
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In his sleeve.
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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They go trick or tweeting.
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“You’re so sharp!”
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Answer: The re-tail shop.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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