Updated: 12 May 2018 18:10. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A pine-apple.
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Because the trees have bark.
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A leek.
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You should never press your luck!
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It was suspected of fowl play.
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Three Blind Mice.
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Because he had bad stable manners.
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Answer: Pi.
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They would quack up!
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Because he was always on the deck.
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You quack me up!
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By hare-plane.
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Because they have two left feet.
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Strawberries.
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The spelling bee.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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