Updated: 12 May 2018 18:03. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Ur Past is a Waste Paper,Present is a News Paper,Future is a Question Paper,So Read & Write carefuly otherwise ur life may be a Tissue paper..
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A baseball team.
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A pine-apple.
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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A hose.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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Close the door! Iβm dressing!
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BOY: do u luv me
GIRL: no
BOY: think again
GIRL: i told u No
BOY: waitr bring separate bills
GIRL:: -Ooh Baby I luv u.
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A stick.
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Because they crack up.
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Youβre a fungi (fun guy).
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In Times Square.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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ANSWER: Hay fever.
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Answer: Pi.
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