Updated: 12 May 2018 18:12. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Fowl weather.
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At the corner.
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A woman doesnβt
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesnβt come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friendβs
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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Did you hear about the ice-Ββcream man, he was found dead in his ice-Ββcream van, covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-Ββand-Ββthousands? The police said that he had ?topped? himself.
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I donβt see your point.
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The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Answer: The re-tail shop.
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Youβre a fungi (fun guy).
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A slipper.
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Strawberries.
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They read their horror-scopes.
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She tested the water.
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Because you canβt pull his leg.
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Cauliflower.
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Frostbite.
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πOther short jokes;-π
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