Updated: 12 May 2018 18:10. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
An 8-‐year-‐old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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Answer: In snow banks.
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Strawberries.
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Tweet-hearts.
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Because she had the perfect pitch.
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Hip-hop.
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They go trick or tweeting.
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Answer: Meat.
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It was suspected of fowl play.
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A pine-apple.
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Because it was a-head.
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When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.😃😃😃
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He was shell-shocked.
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Tulips, because they have two lips.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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Birth is your
Opening Stock.
What comes to you
is
Credit.
What goes from you
is
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👇.. read more
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Tragic cat's moment
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The cat was so faithful that the woman could leave her baby with it & go out to attend other matters.
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