Updated: 12 May 2018 18:22. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
ANSWER: Hay fever.
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Patty.
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Answer: Football.
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A soccer match.
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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A shampoodle.
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Because it had so many problems.
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Between you and I, something smells.
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She knew a shortcut.
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Fry-day.
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Because it’s too far to walk.
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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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They both have trunks.
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Will you be my Valen-slime?
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Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch.
Which Budgie owns the cage?
The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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Best quotes about life for this day
👉1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
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they will know
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*A*
🙏🏾
*ACCEPT*
Accept others for
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for the choices they
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1. Try starting over.
2. Be open-minded.
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- Recognize signs that the other person is no longer interested.
- Respect the other person's wishes.
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- Get busy doing other things… read more
Meaning of common abbreviation which you use everyday
1. PAN - permanent account number.
2. PDF - portable document format.
3. SIM - Subscriber Identity Module.
4. ATM - Automated Teller machine.
5. IFSC - Indian Financial System Code.
6. FSSAI(Fssai) - Food Safety & Standards Authority of India.
7. Wi-Fi - Wireless fidelity.
8. GOOGLE - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
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A sick person in a hospital bed was visited by relatives.
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Take me back to the old path
Take me back to the old Paths, when Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay; Hard work did;
And people knew the difference… read more
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