Updated: 12 May 2018 16:08. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Broom service.
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The ruler
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Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Unknown Calls ;
He : Hey , Do you have boy friend ?
She : Yes , Who are you ?
He : Im your brother , Just wait till
i come home !
Another Unknown call
He : Hey , Do you have boyfriend ?
She : No !
He : Im your boyfriend ,You just
broke my heart
She : Sorry , I thought it was my
brother !
He : Haha ! Im your brother Let
me reach the house
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The Boogie Man
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I’m stuffed!
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Fowl weather.
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Answer: Football.
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Because he's got little legs.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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Answer: In snow banks.
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Columbus.
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Between you and I, something smells.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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2 Lovers decided to suicide…!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home…
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
- Ladies First
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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