Updated: 12 May 2018 16:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Your nose.
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Hip-hop.
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Because her students were so bright.
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Because it had ticks.
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In their play pen.
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Because seven eight nine.
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Broom service.
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Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in, it’s raining out here!
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His shadow.
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The outside.
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The Boogie Man
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Answer: Tooth Hurty.
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+
problems.
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They went on a class trip.
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