Updated: 12 May 2018 16:08. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.😃😃😃
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Because they were trans-parents.
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Because it left the Windows open!
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Tweet-hearts.
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Because it went back for seconds.
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ANSWER: Hay fever.
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They went on a class trip.
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To get to the body shop.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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You’re a fungi (fun guy).
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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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Twister.
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His shadow.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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I love you a ton.
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