Updated: 12 May 2018 16:09. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
A slipper.
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Answer: A crane.
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You should never press your luck!
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Fry-day.
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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A battery.
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A woman doesnโt
come home one night. The
next day she tells her
husband that she had slept
over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's
10 best friends. None of
them know anything about
it.A man doesnโt come home
one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had
slept over at a friendโs
house. The wife calls her
husband's 10 best men
friends. Eight of them
confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he
was still there.
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Because the trees have bark.
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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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A stick.
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I find you very attractive.
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He got 12 months.
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A title wave.
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Because they are always in a school.
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Answer: Bookworms.
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๐Other short jokes;-๐
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