Updated: 12 May 2018 16:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
The outside.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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Because he had low elf-esteem.
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The ruler
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
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Trouble.
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A south paw.
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A vege-table.
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Because they peel!
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Because they’re too heavy to carry.
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Because she had two left feet.
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A budgie with a blunt beak.
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Hip-hop.
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“Why the long face?”
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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