Updated: 12 May 2018 16:10. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Iβm stuffed!
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Lemon-aid
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Broom service.
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To get to the body shop.
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A baseball team.
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Answer: Football.
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Answer: The Head…
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Because he broke his funny bone.
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Write on, good friend!
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Tulips, because they have two lips.
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A vege-table.
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A pine-apple.
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Because they crack up.
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You mean a great dill to me.
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Ice Scream.
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