Updated: 12 May 2018 16:01. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because you can’t pull his leg.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
it’s a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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Because he broke his funny bone.
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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A Frosty!
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Fowl weather.
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To get to the body shop.
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Lemon-aid
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A fsh.
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Hip-hop.
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Columbus.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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A pair of pants.
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Because he only had one pupil.
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A hose.
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