Updated: 12 May 2018 13:26. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
You’re a fungi (fun guy).
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Because he was always on the deck.
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Answer: Pi.
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You should never press your luck!
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It was suspected of fowl play.
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Lemon-aid
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Because they have two left feet.
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An envelope.
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Because they crack up.
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You join his fang club.
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The Dead Sea.
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Answer: A crane.
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Because all proper tea is theft!
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Because he was stuffed.
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Because it’s too far to walk.
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