AckySHINE Jokes

Where you wait for the bus 🚌 doesn't matter but your relationship with driver does

There's an old story of the boy who stood on a sidewalk, waiting for a bus. A man walking by spotted the boy and gave him some gentle instruction. "Son," he said, "if you're waiting for the bus you need to move to the street corner. That's where the bus stops for passengers.".. read more

Later of stoping job

LETA OF STOPING JOB.
Dear bhosi
I ryt this leta to refuz job as gardenboy. Enafu is enafu! Yu didi not add money from long ago. U giv mi young money witch can only by 5 pakets of shuga. Very moon yu giv envilope, I open only to c young money inside. One de I weo ap let bcoz I was seek, madam kik me lyk soka. My board was hate lyk I waz bitten 619 race-ling. This is ova, am also a woman beeing… read more

Balance Sheet of life

Birth is your
Opening Stock.

What comes to you
is
Credit.

What goes from you
is
Debit... read more

Plane crush

A man n his wife were traveling to Italy by air for business… read more

EVALUATING EXTENSION PROGRAMMES

Although extension educators, donors and administrators are in favor of evaluating extension programmes, yet the fact remains that most of the people are not enthusiastic to undertake it… read more

Business Plan Layout

Business plan should consist of the following;.. read more

An infant rejoice in the presence of the Lord

“Most blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb. And how does this happen to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For at the moment the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the infant in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you by the Lord would be fulfilled.” Luke 1:42b-45.. read more

Dress proper ladies

Two young ladies arrived in a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God mande valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get… read more

Facts of Life

1. Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions,But they do not all pop at the same time.
2. When flood comes, fish eat ants and When flood recedes, ants eat fish, Only time matters… read more

Heart touching story

A boy and a girl Loved each other very much.
Unfortunately the Girl Died..
The Boy was So Upset and he couldn’t Stop his
Tears… read more

Ways of get money for your business

The primary sources of funds for small business start-ups are personal funds, friends and relatives, NGOs or private investors, banks, government agencies and programs, and venture capital… read more

Be careful

You have been single throughout the year, and two weeks to Christmas you fall in love.. read more

Best Funny quote of the day

👇Quote Of The Day ….
The last drop of urine doesn't obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well !!😎

- Isaac Newton's room mate… read more

WORTH READING: Inspiring Story of Employees

One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door… read more

Think Critically act Positively

1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to
create a second chance… read more