Updated: 12 May 2018 13:26. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because she had the perfect pitch.
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Because he had bad stable manners.
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Because he liked cool music.
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“You’re so sharp!”
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Answer: Meat.
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His mummy.
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From a distance.
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Because he was using fowl language.
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A bagel.
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They taste funny!
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Neck-tarines.
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A: A pork chop.
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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The Boogie Man
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Because he was always on the deck.
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😂Other short jokes;-👇
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