Updated: 12 May 2018 13:27. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
When two girls are fighting over you, my brother i advice you to watch the fight to the end. Then marry the loser because you can't afford to have Mike Tyson as a wife.😃😃😃
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In the broom closet.
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I find you very attractive.
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Comet.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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A title wave.
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Because he was horsing around.
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An envelope.
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In Times Square.
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Because it went back for seconds.
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Spare ribs.
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Mince spies.
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Because they’re too heavy to carry.
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Answer: Wrap.
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Tweet-hearts.
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