Updated: 12 May 2018 13:35. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Boo-berries.
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A penguin rolling down a hill.
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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Not if youβre the turkey!
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Patty.
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Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but..
Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2Porsches.. Why do I still needto buy BMW?! How can I get salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl : wanna get married ?
Boy: NO !
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Spelling.
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A battery.
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Because they were trans-parents.
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Because heβs afraid of the mouse.
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If a BARBER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
mistake,
itβs a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
mistake,
itβs a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
mistake,
itβs a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
mistake,
itβs a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
mistake,
itβs a "MISTAKE" .
This iz cheating…
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D
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Because it had a lot of degrees already.
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He was shocked.
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They both have trunks.
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πOther short jokes;-π
Stages in the development of a business career
Scanning for opportunities, idea generation, and innovation/creativity… read more
Best quotes about life for this day
π1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price.. read more
Business Plan Layout
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17 things you need to consider When yo want to break up and Let Someone Down Gently
- Choose an appropriate time and place.
- Take responsibility yourself.
- Be open and direct about your feelings.
- Keep it short.
- Offer friendship, if you're able.
- Speak without cliches.
- Do not place blame… read more
Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends….
A man 4gets to zip up his trousers , so a lady tells him politely, sir ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER SPORT parked inside? . The lady smiles back and says no just one small Toyota vitz with two Flat tyresβ --Pls dont laugh alone send to ur gud naughty friends…… read more
Best Funny quote of the day
πQuote Of The Day ….
The last drop of urine doesn't obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well !!π
- Isaac Newton's room mate… read more
Short love story
SHORT LOVE STORY 1.I stood at the bus stop near the National bank with my earphones on.The Egerton welfare bus had taken long beforearriving.I kept on glancing side from side and watched people walk in diffrent direction with least interest… read more
Business Market Research
β’ How will people behave regarding a particular topic, habit, activity, decision or business?
β’ Will my idea work? Can I sell my product or service to make money
β’ What marketing tools will be most effective?
β’ How much product or service can I sell?
β’ Is there a need for more new products or services?.. read more
Thanking God
A Rich man looked through his window and saw a man picking something from his dustbin. He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor… read more
Wise words from great thinkers and observers
Buffalos kill 7 people every year.
Lions kill 500 people every year.
Hippos kill 800 people every year.
Spiders kill 5000 people every year.
Scorpions kill 7000 people every year.
Snakes kill 10000 people every year... read more
Something to read before breakfast
No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS… **read more
THE MARKETING PLAN
Marketing plays a vital role in successful business ventures. How well you market you business, along with a few other considerations, will ultimately determine your degree of success or failure. The key element of a successful marketing plan is to know your customers — their likes, dislikes, expectations. By identifying these factors, you can develop a marketing strategy that will allow you to arouse and fulfill their needs… read more
How to bring people around you
Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to peoples mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Let the other man save his face. Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest… read more
17 tips to help you to Act well Around Your Boyfriend
1. Having Fun Together
2. Spend quality time with your boyfriend.
3. Flirt with playful teasing.
4. Donβt be afraid to be silly.
5. Be yourself.
6. Make sure you give him space.
7. Be affectionate with touch in a way that feels comfortable to you.
8. Take an interest in his interests… read more
Self improvement of ideas
Meditation gives you that inner peace like nothing else can. Initially, it is a little hard to concentrate and there will be plenty of distractions. Let these distractions be a part of the learning process. After some time, you will notice that all negativity will be removed and you become happier. Sleep gives you a sense of calm and freshness when you wake up… read more