Updated: 12 May 2018 13:36. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
The elf-abet.
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Answer: Bookworms.
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Lots of blood tests.
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Iβm stuck on you.
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Answer: Stuck!
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Iβm stuffed!
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You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own.
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They use bear-conditioning.
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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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When something tickles his funny bone.
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Broom service.
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Because they crack up.
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Because she wanted to make-up her mind
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Heat, because you can catch a cold.
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SIGNS OF AGING
Written by a confident lady …π
After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !
Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty π±ππ.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen."
There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car." ππ
Don't laugh alone πππ π ππ
Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can't blame yourself all the times πππ
~~ Shared as received
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