Updated: 12 May 2018 13:44. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because he broke his funny bone.
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A nervous wreck.
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Because they are always in a school.
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Frostbite.
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Three Blind Mice.
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A hose.
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The quarterback.
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Because seven eight nine.
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Frosted Flakes.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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Answer: A walk.
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Answer: Pi.
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He wanted to go undercover.
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Not if youβre the turkey!
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Hanging out with his friends.
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