Updated: 12 May 2018 13:44. By, Melkisedeck Shine.
Because it went back for seconds.
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Your nose.
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.!
Girl: Ohhh..What's your Wife Name?
Boy: I'm not Married yet
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Hanging out with his friends.
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Because he's got little legs.
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A stick.
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Frosted Flakes.
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He got 12 months.
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Unique up on it.
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The ruler
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Twister.
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Dinner’s on me tonight.
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Because they have honeycombs.
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Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Question .1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans.- In his Last Battle.
Question .2- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans.- Marriage.
Question .3- Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans.- Liquid State.
Question .4- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday
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